Track Title: Supernova Girl

Artist: Proto Zoa

dylypulitzer:

thatzak:

#1 party track

yo honestly this song is so fucking sick like with the landing spaceship in the beginning are you fucking joking this song is actually out of control amazing

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend says he's going to break up with me if I don't sleep with him. What's the kindest way to tell him to shove it?

edwardspoonhands:

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

meowgon:

drcrunk:

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

howling

FUCK

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

image

punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

captstevegrogers:

the radio edit of “wiggle” is so funny because in the process of censoring out the word butt it’s just “you know what to do with that big fat _____” like big fat what? big fat debt from college? big fat fossilized whale penis? big fat order of chicken nuggets? we just don’t know, but it’s not a butt we are for sure of that.

they edit out “butt”??