August 2010
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Oh boy tumblr, I have a story for you.
Today at work, a woman wanted to buy a welcome mat, and was being very particular in what she wanted. There was a pattern around the mat she decided on, so, just to be sure, she asked me, “Does this design mean anything, like gay or something?”
It was this pattern:
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I just said ”No, I don’t think so..,” but in my head I’m thinking excuse me,...
July 2010
Story on the front page of Yahoo: "Report: Lopez...
Me: “Omg Lauren Lopez! Wait…. no….. lol.”
I would murder someone for the ability to stop...
*EDIT*
Right after I posted that, I realized it was saturday, not sunday. I don’t have for for another 3 hours. Soooooooooooo I’m going back to bed! Thanks tumblr! (I hope you didn’t murder anyone.)
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban director Alfonso Cuarón instructed Radcliffe, Grint, and Watson to write an essay on their characters, explaining what they thought about them. In a case of life imitating art, Radcliffe was pleased with his short essay, Watson wrote sixteen...
I have the best tumblr followers ever, JS.
TIME FOR LAUNDRY!
Hey tumblr, can you do me a favor?
I will be home from work in 8 hours. It would be super awesome if you could spam my ask box, demanding that I do my laundry.
Because I WILL forget, AGAIN. Anyone who does, I shall respond to your question with a gif.
THANK YOU!
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When I heard this line (and the other Malfoy “will you be my friend?” lines), am I the only one who thought:
I'm going to start labeling my futon "BED" before...
Then maybe they’ll leave my pillows and blankets on it, instead of piling them in a corner. I sleep there, people. I know it’s supposed to be a couch, but it’s not, it’s my bed.
What we always go through. →
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Every New Semester:
After First Week:
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Before the Mid-Term Test:
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^ My life, right there.